Some random quotes :-)

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
- Bertrand Russell

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde

There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
- Slashdot

The only way to have a friend, is to be a friend

Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology prov. "There is always one more bug."
The Jargon Dictionary

Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once.

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler."
- A. Einstein

Thorson's Law: The greater the emergency, the lower the charge in your cell phone battery.

Human resources are human first, and resources second.
- J. Garbers

Your job is being a professor and researcher: That's one hell of a good excuse for some of the brain-damages of minix.
(Linus Torvalds to Andrew Tanenbaum)

(SoLiS-) og så var det like før man var ferdig, og så var man litt ivrige, og så ja.. plutselig datt tissen ut, og så skulle den inn igjen, men så ville den MELLOM hullene

[19:18:41] <@gaupe> forbruket på den sentralen der står ikkje i forhold til antal kunder... og det er berre ein grunn til det
[19:19:07] < twiztar> blame wibla!
[19:19:09] < twiztar> =)
[19:19:19] <@gaupe> I did

[03:35:07] < hund> jeg måtte jo bare sjekke om scatlovers.com fremdeles eksisterte da jeg skrev det
[03:35:16] < hund> og så gikk jeg og lagde meg en brødskive
[03:35:30] < hund> og så, mens jeg spiser, byttet jeg til mozilla-workspacet igjen
[03:35:32] < hund> bad move

[05:09:23] <@Norwolf> Perr, du er klar over at du ikke er hetro, right?
[05:09:33] < Perr> Er jeg ikke?
[05:09:35] < Perr> ;/
[05:09:42] <@Norwolf> sorry
[05:09:54] < Perr> Hva er jeg da? :/
[05:10:03] <@Norwolf> det finner du nok ut av etter hvert
[05:10:30] < Perr> Andreas-Johann, Du gjør meg litt nervøs her...
[05:10:33] * Norwolf tar aldri feil om slikt

<@iNToIT> This girl told my cousin lastnight "My brain is screaming at you in 12 languages to get the fuck away from me, but my body says yes."
<@iNToIT> she said "and he told me back, 'obiously your brain hasn't learned the language of love"

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent.

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